You know that one person where you walk right by them and think...dang he's carrying 52 onions with him! Or when your sitting next to them in class and all you can think is "please don't raise your hand or move in any friggin way," yeah, I know everybody gets it but are you for real?? Somebody has to either politely tell them they don't smell like sunshine or just be straight up about it. Me? I'm a very straight up person. So in this situation in my life this is how it would go...
Them: "So did you see the CSU/CU game this weekend?? It was awesome! I totally praise the guy who invented football!"
Then as if I had been listening to anything he'd already said, he would start go on and on about people who invented all these random things. I honestly didn't care but since he was so animated in his own words, I was listening. It wasn't until he raised his hands and said "America has crazy inventions!", That I just had to step in and say "Dude there's this crazy invention that you haven't mentioned yet, its sooo awesome for people like you who feel its appropriate to wave their hands in the air when they talk; its called DEODORANT!"
Poor guy, didn't mean to embarrass him but...somebody had to say it.
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